There are far too many Muggles around here. Most of them seem stupid enough to believe that they can be 'taught' magic. You can't teach magic to a Muggle! They're Muggles, like cattle only not useful ( Read more... )

There was a stupid house elf in the square who made it rain! I got all wet! I might have to kill him later or shove his hands in the fire so he doesn't do that again. Just wait until I find out who owns him. They are going to get what-for! Elves are too stupid to be wandering loose like that.